{"id":17148,"date":"2026-01-23T18:58:11","date_gmt":"2026-01-23T18:58:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/?p=17148"},"modified":"2026-01-23T18:58:11","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T18:58:11","slug":"a-blonde-came-running-up-to-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/?p=17148","title":{"rendered":"A blonde came running up to her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"l-shared-sec-outer show-mobile\">\n<div class=\"l-shared-sec\">\n<div class=\"l-shared-items effect-fadeout is-color\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.0625rem;\">\u201cYour car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma\u2019am?\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"e-ct-outer\">\n<div class=\"entry-content rbct clearfix is-highlight-shares\">\n<p>\u201cYes, officer, I\u2019m just fine.\u201d the blond chirped. \u201cWell, how in the world did this happen?\u201d the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOfficer, it was the strangest thing!\u201d the blond began. \u201cI was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!<\/p>\n<p>I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUh, ma\u2019am?\u201d, the officer said, cutting her off, \u201cThere isn\u2019t a tree on this road for 30 miles.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-23\">\n<div id=\"deep-usa.com_responsive_4\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23207117756\/deep-usa.com\/deep-usa.com_responsive_4_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cYour car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma\u2019am?\u201d \u201cYes, officer, I\u2019m just fine.\u201d the blond chirped. \u201cWell, how in the world did this happen?\u201d the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. \u201cOfficer, it was the strangest thing!\u201d the blond began. \u201cI was driving along&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/albotips.com\/?p=17148\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A blonde came running up to her husband&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17149,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17150,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17148\/revisions\/17150"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}