{"id":2306,"date":"2025-03-21T10:41:54","date_gmt":"2025-03-21T10:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/?p=2306"},"modified":"2025-03-21T10:41:54","modified_gmt":"2025-03-21T10:41:54","slug":"joke-of-the-day-tired-of-being-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/?p=2306","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day: tired of being blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"96\">A blonde was frustrated with being called a \u201cdumb blonde\u201d and confided in her friend about it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"188\">Her friend suggested, \u201cWhy not prove them wrong? Try memorizing all the state capitals!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"269\">Determined to change the perception, she spent two weeks studying diligently.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"433\">At a party, someone started making blonde jokes again. Confident in her new knowledge, she spoke up: \u201cI\u2019m not a dumb blonde! I can name all the state capitals!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"511\">Skeptical, a guy challenged her: \u201cAlright, what\u2019s the capital of Montana?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"591\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">With a proud toss of her hair, she confidently replied, \u201cThat\u2019s easy! It\u2019s M!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde was frustrated with being called a \u201cdumb blonde\u201d and confided in her friend about it. Her friend suggested, \u201cWhy not prove them wrong? Try memorizing all the state capitals!\u201d Determined to change the perception, she spent two weeks studying diligently. At a party, someone started making blonde jokes again. Confident in her new&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/albotips.com\/?p=2306\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Joke of the day: tired of being blonde&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2307,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2306\/revisions\/2307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}