A couple wants to enjoy their first night together, but they weren\u2019t expecting this twist. Fred and Mary recently married, but they can\u2019t afford a honeymoon, so they spend their first night together at Fred\u2019s parents\u2019 house. The next morning, Fred\u2019s younger brother, Johnny, wakes up and eats breakfast.<\/p>\n
On his way to school, he asks his mother, \u201cAre Fred and Mary awake yet?\u201d<\/p>\n
She responds, \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny asks, \u201cDo you know what I think?\u201d<\/p>\n
His mother snaps, \u201cI don\u2019t want to hear what you think!\u201d \u201cJust go to school.\u201d<\/p>\n
At lunchtime, Johnny returns home and asks, \u201cAre Fred and Mary awake yet?\u201d<\/p>\n
His mother replies, \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny asks, \u201cDo you know what I think?\u201d<\/p>\n
His mother says, \u201cNever mind what you think! \u201cEat your lunch and return to school.\u201d<\/p>\n
After school, Johnny returns home and inquires once more, \u201cAre Fred and Mary awake?\u201d<\/p>\n
His mother says, \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny inquires, \u201cDo you know what I think?\u201d<\/p>\n
This time, his mother sighs and says, \u201cOkay, tell me what you think.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny explains, \u201cLast night, Fred came to my room for Vaseline, and I believe I gave him my airplane glue.!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A couple wants to enjoy their first night together, but they weren\u2019t expecting this twist. Fred and Mary recently married, but they can\u2019t afford a honeymoon, so they spend their first night together at Fred\u2019s parents\u2019 house. The next morning, Fred\u2019s younger brother, Johnny, wakes up and eats breakfast. On his way to school, he…<\/p>\n