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Had to share this! If it made you laugh, pass it on\u2014because laughter really is<\/em> the best medicine.<\/strong><\/p>\n Christmas Call<\/strong><\/p>\n The day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis calls his son in Chicago:<\/p>\n \u201cWe\u2019re getting divorced,\u201d he says. \u201c45 years of misery is enough.\u201d<\/p>\n Shocked, the son yells, \u201cWhat?!\u201d The son calls his sister\u2014she\u2019s furious. She calls their dad:<\/p>\n \u201cDon\u2019t do anything! We\u2019re flying home tomorrow!\u201d<\/p>\n The old man hangs up, turns to his wife, and grins: \u2605 Pass it on\u2014make someone smile! \u2605<\/p>\n BONUS: Montana Viagra<\/strong><\/p>\n An elderly woman asks her doctor how to help her husband’s low sex drive.<\/p>\n \u201cTry Viagra,\u201d the doctor says. \u201cSlip it in his coffee,\u201d he suggests.<\/p>\n A week later she calls back: Had to share this! If it made you laugh, pass it on\u2014because laughter really is the best medicine. Christmas Call The day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis calls his son in Chicago: \u201cWe\u2019re getting divorced,\u201d he says. \u201c45 years of misery is enough.\u201d Shocked, the son yells, \u201cWhat?!\u201d\u201cCall your sister,\u201d the dad replies,…<\/p>\n
\u201cCall your sister,\u201d the dad replies, and hangs up.<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re coming for Christmas\u2014and paying their own way.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe won\u2019t even take aspirin!\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n
\u201cDisaster! He jumped up, eyes blazing, swept the table clean, ripped my clothes off, and took me right there!\u201d
\u201cSounds amazing\u2014what\u2019s the problem?\u201d
\u201cOh, it was the best in 25 years\u2026
\u2026but I can never go back to that Starbucks!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"