{"id":4518,"date":"2025-06-08T10:29:45","date_gmt":"2025-06-08T10:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/?p=4518"},"modified":"2025-06-08T10:29:45","modified_gmt":"2025-06-08T10:29:45","slug":"joke-of-the-day-an-old-man-calls-his-son-with-sad-news-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/albotips.com\/?p=4518","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: An old man calls his son with sad news"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I just had to share this! If it makes you laugh, pass it on\u2014after all, laughter is the best medicine!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Christmas Surprise<\/strong><\/p>\n

The day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis calls his son in Chicago:
\u201cWe\u2019re getting divorced. 45 years is enough. Call your sister.\u201d<\/p>\n

Panicked, the son calls his sister. She snaps, \u201cLike hell they are!\u201d
She immediately phones their dad:
\u201cDon\u2019t do anything! We\u2019re flying home tomorrow!\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man hangs up, smiles at his wife, and says,
\u201cGreat\u2014they\u2019re both coming for Christmas and paying their own way.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2605\u00a8*\u2022\u266b.\u2022 Pass it on and make someone smile! \u266b\u2022*<\/code>\u00a8\u2605<\/p>\n

BONUS: Montana Viagra<\/strong><\/p>\n

An elderly Montana woman asks her doctor how to boost her husband\u2019s sex drive.
He suggests slipping Viagra into his coffee.<\/p>\n

A week later, she calls, panicked:
\u201cIt worked too well! He leapt up, ripped everything off the table\u2014and me\u2014and took me right there!\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor says, \u201cThat sounds great!\u201d
\u201cIt was!\u201d she replies. \u201cBut I can never show my face in Starbucks again!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just had to share this! If it makes you laugh, pass it on\u2014after all, laughter is the best medicine! Christmas Surprise The day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis calls his son in Chicago:\u201cWe\u2019re getting divorced. 45 years is enough. Call your sister.\u201d Panicked, the son calls his sister. She snaps, \u201cLike hell…<\/p>\n

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