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Have you ever laughed at a conversation that showed a child\u2019s unfiltered wisdom? \u201cOut of the mouths of babes\u201d fits those moments\u2014kids often see things adults miss.<\/p>\n

In one classroom, a teacher argued God doesn\u2019t exist because He can\u2019t be seen. She asked Tommy if he could see a tree, grass and the sky\u2014he could\u2014then asked if he could see God. Tommy said no, so the teacher declared God doesn\u2019t exist. A six\u2011year\u2011old then quizzed Tommy the same way: when she asked if he could see the teacher\u2019s brain, he said no \u2014 so by the teacher\u2019s logic, \u201cshe must not have one!\u201d Cue laughter.<\/p>\n

Another time, sleepy Anna kept dozing in Sunday school. The teacher asked her questions but Johnny pinched her awake. First: \u201cWho created the universe?\u201d \u2014 \u201cGOD ALMIGHTY!\u201d Second: \u201cWho is our Lord and Savior?\u201d \u2014 \u201cJESUS CHRIST!\u201d Third (after another pinch): \u201cWhat did Eve say to Adam after her twenty\u2011third child?\u201d Anna snapped awake and yelled, \u201cIf you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I\u2019ll break it and shove it up your ass!\u201d The teacher fainted.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Have you ever laughed at a conversation that showed a child\u2019s unfiltered wisdom? \u201cOut of the mouths of babes\u201d fits those moments\u2014kids often see things adults miss. In one classroom, a teacher argued God doesn\u2019t exist because He can\u2019t be seen. She asked Tommy if he could see a tree, grass and the sky\u2014he could\u2014then…<\/p>\n

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