Had to share this! If it made you laugh, pass it on—because laughter really is the best medicine.
Christmas Call
The day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis calls his son in Chicago:
“We’re getting divorced,” he says. “45 years of misery is enough.”
Shocked, the son yells, “What?!”
“Call your sister,” the dad replies, and hangs up.
The son calls his sister—she’s furious. She calls their dad:
“Don’t do anything! We’re flying home tomorrow!”
The old man hangs up, turns to his wife, and grins:
“They’re coming for Christmas—and paying their own way.”
★ Pass it on—make someone smile! ★
BONUS: Montana Viagra
An elderly woman asks her doctor how to help her husband’s low sex drive.
“Try Viagra,” the doctor says.
“He won’t even take aspirin!” she replies.
“Slip it in his coffee,” he suggests.
A week later she calls back:
“Disaster! He jumped up, eyes blazing, swept the table clean, ripped my clothes off, and took me right there!”
“Sounds amazing—what’s the problem?”
“Oh, it was the best in 25 years…
…but I can never go back to that Starbucks!”