I just had to share this! If it makes you laugh, pass it on—after all, laughter is the best medicine!
Christmas Surprise
The day before Christmas Eve, a man in Minneapolis calls his son in Chicago:
“We’re getting divorced. 45 years is enough. Call your sister.”
Panicked, the son calls his sister. She snaps, “Like hell they are!”
She immediately phones their dad:
“Don’t do anything! We’re flying home tomorrow!”
The old man hangs up, smiles at his wife, and says,
“Great—they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own way.”
★¨*•♫.• Pass it on and make someone smile! ♫•*¨★
BONUS: Montana Viagra
An elderly Montana woman asks her doctor how to boost her husband’s sex drive.
He suggests slipping Viagra into his coffee.
A week later, she calls, panicked:
“It worked too well! He leapt up, ripped everything off the table—and me—and took me right there!”
The doctor says, “That sounds great!”
“It was!” she replies. “But I can never show my face in Starbucks again!”